Jay Hernandez:
Jay Hernandez Naked
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Information:
Name: Jay Hernandez
Born: 1978-02-20
Height: 1.74
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Filmography:
Undressed (1999), Hostel: Part II (2007), American Son (2008), American Family (2002), Last Call with Carson Daly (2006)
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What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser and a bucket
of cement ?
Permanent waves !
WilloughbyNorthcliffeEW
Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
one
comes back not catching anything.
A: Three Men And A Baby
TomoOmawnakwRy
Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me
yet
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the
window!
RandellRaleighFq
His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I
bet she marked them "second class male !"
MarninTallonWy
I'm not ugly. I could
marry anyone I
pleased!
But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.
GraemeSantonen
Q: Why are people in Arkansas
having
peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: They've been
having turkey for years.
ChetzronDobOt
What's the most wicked thing a
group of
young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
RogelioKesegowaasejM
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my
steak
!
They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !
JarenEdwinWM
What do you call a lion wearing a
cravat and a flower
in its mane ?
A dandy lion !
KarlitisKerrieZB
Did you hear about the
Baton Rouge
bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends
were
planning to give her a shower?
MelanieGriffithMontieUB